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Chatroom Ships - Len Kagamine x Reader

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My one-shot. Inspired by :iconx-immortalheichou-x: 's fanfic "via Facebook" and "via Skype". I love your stories so much. Especially those. They're hilarious.

Usernames:
You: ___-the-awkward-penguin
Len: Len-kyun
Rin: Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life
Luka: LukaM
Gakupo: GåkūpøKāmüį
Kaito: KaitoTheLordOfAwesome
Miku: Hatchune-chi
Meiko: ~MeiMei~
Gumi: Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy

___-the-awkward-penguin HAS OPPENED A CHATROOM

___-the-awkward-penguin: Guys, I'm bored.

Hatchune-chi: Why? It's summer! It beautiful outside.
 
Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: And there are cute shirtless guys at the pool. All you need is a sexy bikini.

___-the-awkward-penguin: What? No! And what would I even do if there was a cute shirtless guy?

LukaM: Don't you dare, Gumi.

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: Aw, c'mon!

Len-kyun: Gumi, don't get carried away.

~MeiMei~: You're just jealous that you wouldn't get to see ____ in a sexy bikini, aren't you? ^_−☆

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: I don't know. Maybe he has seen her in less...

GåkūpøKāmüį: And is just jealous of her flirting with other guys.

KaitoTheLordOfAwesome: Tell us Len, are you ____'s secret lover?

Hatchune-chi: They do spend an awful lot of time together.

Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life: He has a photo of her under his pillow. He looks at it when he think I'm not looking.

Len-kyun: I swear I will hang you Rin.

___-the-awkward-penguin: >///////<

LukaM: So Len is ____'s secret lover?

~MeiMei~: I don't care. I still ship it.

___-the-awkward-penguin: Fuck you guys, I was just on Twitter and you made an effing hashtag?

GåkūpøKāmüį: Yes, of course. #LenIs____sSecretLover

KaitoTheLordOfAwesome: Ooh look, it's trending too!

Hatchune-chi: Aw, you're beloved by all. There's us seven, Lily, Mayu, Haku, IA, Flower, Yūma, Piko, See-U, Anon, and Kanon who ship it! Only Neru doesn't. Wow!

~MeiMei~: She's a bitch, she doesn't count.

___-the-awkward-penguin: You're probably just imagining things. You're all hopeless romantics.

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: I wonder what kind of things Len imagines about you...

Len-kyun: PLEASE keep this PG Gumi?

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: Humph. Can't I at least have PG13?

___-the-awkward-penguin: Mild PG13.

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: Alright, only steamy make-out sessions. I swear!

LukaM: Not too much smut.

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: Fine. Party pooper.

KaitoTheLordOfAwesome: She only said that you couldn't do too much.

GåkūpøKāmüį: But I still don't recommend it.

___-the-awkward-penguin: Damn right you don't. Of I will hunt. You. Down. Gumi, of you try to make another sexual innuendo about Len and I sleeping together of something, you won't live to see the sun rise the next day.

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: Alright. Hey, does anyone else want to take a stab at it? She can't kill us all.

Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life: YES

~MeiMei~: The hashtag is already full of smut.

Hatchune-chi: And they're writing fanfictions about it!

Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life: Oh god, and it just became really sexual.

Len-kyun: Goddammit, aren't these things sensored?

___-the-awkward-penguin: And why the hell are they portraying me as a uke virgin?

LukaM: Are you a virgin?

___-the-awkward-penguin: What the actual hell guys? Isn't that personal?

GåkūpøKāmüį: You're dodging the question.

KaitoTheLordOfAwesome: C'mon, tell us about your (nonexistent)sex life.

~MeiMei~: Pervert.

Hatchune-chi: Soooooooo?

Len-kyun: Come on guys, leave her alone.

___-the-awkward-penguin: Thank you Len. At least someone had some respect for me.

LukaM: That's sweet. I'm screen capping that and tweeting it.

___-the-awkward-penguin: Don't you dare!

LukaM: Too late. Nine re-tweets and sixteen - no seventeen favourites. You two are so popular.

Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life: Seventeen? So that's the six of us at least, then the other ten. And Luka's too cool to favourite her own tweet.

KaitoTheLordOfAwesome: So... Who was the seventeenth?

LukaM: Len.

GåkūpøKāmüį: You typed that with a smirk, didn't you?

LukaM: I did.

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: More to the important matter at hand: Len, how madly in love are you with ____?

LukaM: I'm scrolling on your twitter feed. You certainly have a fair few photos of her. Aw look, you two had a selfie. How cute.

LukaM HAS POSTED A PHOTO

~MeiMei~: Aw!

Im-Just-A-Bit-Crazy: I'm sharing this. Hello Deviantart!

GåkūpøKāmüį: On Facebook.

Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life: Instagram!

Hatchune-chi: Pinterest has the photo.

~MeiMei~: Tumblr ;)

KaitoTheLordOfAwesome: Google. Now you're doomed.

Len-kyun: What on earth will make you stop?

KaitoTheLordOfAwesome: Announce your love.

Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life: We know it's true. Don't make this harder than it is :)

Len-kyun: Fine. I do like ____.

Oranges_are_love_oranges_are_life: *cough* hopelessly infatuated *cough*

Len-kyun: Fine! I love her, but would you please just get off my back about it?

___-the-awkward-penguin: Wait, what? Really?

Len-kyun: Yeah. I have for a while.

___-the-awkward-penguin: Hypothetically, would it make it less awkward if I said that I loved you too?

Len-kyun: Yup. Is that hypothetical a real possibility?

___-the-awkward-penguin: Possibly.

Ooh, ____'s playing hard to get!

___-the-awkward-penguin: Shut up, Rin.

Len-kyun: We should take this to a private chatroom.

___-the-awkward-penguin: Yeah.

Len-kyun HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM

___-the-awkward-penguin HAS LEFT THE CHATROOM

LukaM: I'm telling everyone that the shipping is canon. 
What the fluff did I just write?
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unluckyluka's avatar

*is in love with the way you presented their personas* 10/10! i wanna know what happens next ;-;